people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
"You’re a dork"
"I fucking hate you"
what should i be for halloween? *looks around in my closet* lets see……my budget is zero dollars so lets try to make this work *finds an old 2005 david beckham jersey from real madrid with some minor stains* i guess i’ll be a ‘professional soccer player this year’….again. this will have to do….
u kno jayz knees hurtin u kno he not supposed to be in irregular positions at his advanced age
when you make it to class just before the late bell rings
You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter
Unless you have a peanut allergy
Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement
when my mom was pregnant with me on halloween she painted her big pregnant belly like a pumpkin and that was my very first halloween costume i was born spoopy
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD ALSO DRESSED AS A PUMPKIN FARMER WITH A PACK OF PUMPKIN SEEDS IN HIS SHIRT POCKET BECAUSE HE PLANTED THE SEED OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID I JUST NOW GET THIS
slow clap for everyone involved here
My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house
i cant live like this
if ur ever having a bad day just be glad u didn’t go ALL THE WAY TO APPLETON WISCONSIN FOR SOME WINTER CANDY APPLE AND ICED GINGERBREAD CANDLES JUST FOR JEN FROM APPLETON TO TELL U THEY DON’T HAVE ANY
and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie
"smile you are being filmed :)"